1/2/12, 11441 notes

my boss: have you finished reading your books (the hunger games)

me: yes…………sort of………3 times already 
1/2/12, 0 notes
31/1/12, 10 notes

Last night before i went to bed i brushed my teeth and put on my nightguard, come 5 am, my mouth stinks and i have NO NIGHTGUARD and i’ve yet to find it, what the entire fuck happen to me last night.
31/1/12, 0 notes
31/1/12, 572 notes
31/1/12, 23 notes
  • me: i love you so much honey
  • me: you don't even know
  • me: im so glad we are together right now
  • me: you are the apple to my pie
  • me:
  • me:
  • josh hutcherson: why am i strapped to your bed and why are you stroking my hair omg what, why are there bread crumbs all over me, is that no it can't be, is that jennifer lawrence strapped to that chair over there
31/1/12, 104 notes

every time my bf and i tried to have sex, his brother would come in for another load of clothes, cock-block ass nigga gtfo
30/1/12, 1 notes
30/1/12, 7 notes
BRB, rereading The Hunger Games

shallwerun:

for the third time
29/1/12, 5 notes

Theme by theskeletonofme